Hey everyone, I'm new here. I think I identify as a new gender that I wanted to share here. I also wanted to share my coming out story.
Ever since I was a young boy in Detroit, my father worked at an aquarium. They had sharks, there, and I was always fascinate by them. My father's job was very stressful.
My father was a drinker and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that not.. one.. bit.. So, me watching he takes the knife to her laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says, “Why so serious?!” He comes at me with the knife, “Why so serious?!” He sticks the blade in my mouth, “Let’s put a smile on that face!” And….. “Why so serious?"
He was a horrible person. Eventually he got fired, and had to work at a fireworks factory. After a few months of working there, it blew up. You can see it in this video here* After he died, I was filled with this strang feeling, that the sharks... wanted me.... secuallyl!!
Anyways lately my affectation towards sharks has gotten more serious. I think I am sexually attracted to sharks.. their luscious eyes, their big fins, their teethy teeth, et ceterera.
This new gender is called sharkgender. Do you guys lke it???
If you think you're sharkgender, answer these five questoions:
1.) Do sharks arouse me?
2.) Do I arouse sharks?
If yes to these, you are shark gender.
Also that picture below arouses me lots